{"id":4857,"date":"2025-11-12T11:35:41","date_gmt":"2025-11-12T11:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/?p=4857"},"modified":"2025-11-12T11:35:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-12T11:35:44","slug":"ha-ha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/2025\/11\/12\/ha-ha\/","title":{"rendered":"H\u00e1? H\u00e1!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>H\u00e1 dias, sem qualquer motivo aparente, lembrei-me de uma piada com quase vinte anos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tudo come\u00e7ou com a minha primeira colabora\u00e7\u00e3o com o Manuel Morgado, quando ele me enviou as p\u00e1ginas impressas do material que j\u00e1 tinha feito para o <em>Talism\u00e3.<\/em> Nelas, havia um pormenor recorrente sempre que algu\u00e9m se ria, uma daquelas coisas do corrector ortogr\u00e1fico que escapa facilmente \u00e0 aten\u00e7\u00e3o de qualquer um. Mas esta encheu-me as medidas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/hahaha.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/hahaha.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4858\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/hahaha.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/hahaha-300x113.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/hahaha-768x288.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/hahaha-200x75.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ou seja, em vez de termos a onomatopeia \u00abha\u00bb de gargalhada, t\u00ednhamos a 3.\u00aa pessoa do singular do verbo \u00abhaver\u00bb. O que levantava todo o tipo de possibilidades caricatas para minar momentos s\u00e9rios ou at\u00e9 de leveza, como ir a uma marisqueira, perguntar ao empregado se h\u00e1 camar\u00e3o, e o homem desatar a rir a bandeiras despregadas com a pergunta, enfatizando repetidamente que \u00abh\u00e1, h\u00e1, h\u00e1!\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O Manuel certamente me perdoar\u00e1, mas eu partilhei isto com alguns amigos, e durante demasiado tempo tivemos o h\u00e1bito de rir de forma pausada e sincopada, enfatizando com veem\u00eancia cada um dos tr\u00eas \u00abh\u00e1!\u00bb. E a express\u00e3o do rei de Vergudir, mais do que a indigna\u00e7\u00e3o de um soberano ao ver a sua sala real invadida, mais parece neste contexto o ar de genu\u00edno enfado de um homem farto de ouvir a mesma piada.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H\u00e1 dias, sem qualquer motivo aparente, lembrei-me de uma piada com quase vinte anos. Tudo come\u00e7ou com a minha primeira colabora\u00e7\u00e3o com o Manuel Morgado, quando ele me enviou as p\u00e1ginas impressas do material que j\u00e1 tinha feito para o Talism\u00e3. Nelas, havia um pormenor recorrente sempre que algu\u00e9m se ria, uma daquelas coisas do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3312,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-outros"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4857"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4864,"href":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4857\/revisions\/4864"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allaryia.com\/pearnon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}